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lisilee
post Feb 4 2009, 05:37 AM
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Dumbest kid in the world!

Wall Street hedge fund managers, derivatives traders and mortgage loan officers could have learned something from this kid!

Sometimes less really is more.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,

"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."


The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then

calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"


The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar.


"What did I tell you," said the barber. "That kid never learns!"


Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of

the ice-cream store & says, "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you

take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"


The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the

game's over!"




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post Feb 5 2009, 11:33 AM
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the kid is brilliant lol. reminds me of my kid. way to smart for his own good lol. clapping.gif


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post Feb 8 2009, 11:53 AM
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LOL


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post Feb 9 2009, 12:15 AM
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lol figures


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