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The site that is my home page has little quotes every day - some are thought-provoking and some are very funny, and I thought I'd share some of the better ones in this thread. Be aware that my sense of humour has been described as "warped" however laugh.gif

Today's gem:

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." Jerry Seinfeld

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