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CAGrayWolf
post Nov 14 2003, 11:49 PM
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For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I have found out the real reason I'm so tired is because I'm overworked. Here's why:

a. The population of this country is 273 million.
b. 140 million are retired.
c. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
d. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
e. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
f. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing the Taliban.
g. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
h. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments.
i. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
j. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,
k. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
l. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are ... sitting on your big behind, at your computer, reading jokes.

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post Nov 15 2003, 12:02 AM
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Good to have the old Wolfie back.


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post Nov 15 2003, 01:13 AM
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lmao.gif That was hilarious. Reminds me of an old commercial where the guy said something like - Why are you just sitting around watching commercials? - And then I was like - WHAAA?! How did he know tha... oh. Yeah. - I think it was Dennis Leary.


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post Nov 15 2003, 02:06 PM
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I love it.

wolfie you are great. Just the laugh that I needed. roll.gif
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post Nov 15 2003, 03:13 PM
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I may be reading jokes, but you're typing them. So who is doing the work? wink3.gif


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post Nov 15 2003, 03:23 PM
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post Nov 15 2003, 03:50 PM
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QUOTE (pmazzoli @ Nov 15 2003, 12:13 PM)
I may be reading jokes, but you're typing them.  So who is doing the work?  wink3.gif

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post Nov 15 2003, 03:52 PM
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lmao.gif lmao.gif Thats was great Wolfie! lmao.gif lmao.gif


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post Nov 15 2003, 04:24 PM
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Thanks, Wolfie! We all needed that
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