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post Sep 8 2009, 01:53 PM
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"The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." Vidal Sassoon


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post Oct 7 2009, 04:30 PM
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I heard this one a long time ago but I can't find who originally said it.

"Destiny, chance, fate or fortune - they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures."


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post Oct 22 2009, 01:19 AM
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"Banks will lend you money if you can prove you don`t need it." Mark Twain


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post Dec 31 2009, 06:31 AM
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"The true announcement of discovery is not Eureka it's "Gee that's funny"." Unknown


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post Jan 16 2010, 11:28 PM
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On the lighter side.....

A television can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

When in doubt, mumble.

Some people hear voices, some see invisible people; others have no imagination whatsoever.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.

If Bill Gates had a penny for every time people had to reboot their computer...oh wait, he does.

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.


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post Jan 21 2010, 12:53 PM
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"If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it." Kasspe


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post Jan 25 2010, 12:00 PM
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i like these quotes of the day........


As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
An impressive new book. It's called .........
'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'


2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
And be Mary.


3. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss, the Pope only expects you
To kiss his ring..

4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
Flash and it is gone.


5. The only time the world beats a path to
Your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.


7. It used to be only death and taxes
Now, of course, there's
shipping and handling, too.



8.. A husband is someone who, after taking
the trash out, gives the impression that
he just cleaned the whole house.


9 My next house will have no kitchen - just
Vending machines and a large trash can.

10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my
Mechanic might try to rip me off.
I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid.'


11. Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex.

12. As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way.

NOW GO HAVE A GOOOOD DAY...... bye2.gif

















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post Jan 30 2010, 06:54 PM
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"Eagles soar, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine." Unknown


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post Feb 10 2010, 06:04 AM
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"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey


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