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Hitana
post Dec 9 2008, 05:01 PM
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write 'For Marijuana'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk! See how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'


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post Dec 9 2008, 05:57 PM
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Hahaha....love 'em , Hitana bleh.gif I've seen some of them before, but quite a few new ones....hilarious!:)


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I like diet water, may I have some?


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9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk! See how many looks you get.

Did that one once. When one of the crew I was supervising suggested that we "Skip on over to the supply crib" to get some parts we needed, I "skipped" on over. The looks on their faces were priceless! shock.gif

For much the same reason, I kept a yo-yo hidden in my toolbox. You see, many of the techs. had gotten into the habit of referring to a tape-measure as a "yo-yo", and I felt that I ought to have it to hand over when they asked to borrow one... It gets an even better reaction when you do it with a straight face... laugh.gif The surprise and shock was probably just that much greater because I had a reputation as being very serious and professional (And a "brainiac"..), and that just just didn't fit the image. cool.gif


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20. The next time you loan a DVD to someone, tell them to be very sure they rewind it before giving it back.


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cool.gif You are just too cool for words!!! laugh.gif


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I always rewind my DVD's or is that my BVD's? I copy my DVD's to Cd's cause then I have more.


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Oooh, my sister and a friend actually drove through a drive-through in reverse one time as part of an assignment for social psychology, or some such class... (They actually refused to serve her, but I can't remember the reason they gave her at the time... I just remember it was a lame excuse!)


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QUOTE (Hitana @ Dec 9 2008, 10:01 PM) *
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write 'For Marijuana'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk! See how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'



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QUOTE (Hitana @ Dec 9 2008, 10:01 PM) *
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write 'For Marijuana'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk! See how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

I cannot stop laughing, SO FUNNY. SO TRUE, when Ithink of a good one will post. smile.gif
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post Mar 31 2010, 12:49 AM
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Let's see..

Number 3? Check

Number 7? Check but I always ended them with "And so it is written!"

Number9? I do that ALL of the time!

Number 11? I do that............unintentionally.



Wait.....what happened to 4, 8, 13 and 16?
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post Mar 31 2010, 12:56 PM
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Lol, thanks for noticing Myer. I have found the missing one via google.

4: Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

8: Don't Use Any Punctuation

13: Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

16: Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom

And there are more...

Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

Insist that your e mail address is Xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.

Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)

Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do".

Every time you see a broom yell "Honey, your mother is here".



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