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Rex Havoc
This idea actually came to me from a post Dragonkin left in "Silly Questions." People would add a line to a previous submission. The person finishing the joke, supplies the starting line for the next one. Remember, this is an "E" rated forum, so be careful of your additions!

Here is the line from Dragonkin that got me thinking...

"Two Ninjas enter a bar"
Ayli
Two Ninjas enter a bar. They were so loud, that
DaDungeon
QUOTE
Two Ninjas enter a bar. They were so loud, that
their dojo master IMMEDIATELY removed their
Dragonkin
Two Ninjas enter a bar. They were so loud that their dojo master IMMEDIATELY removed their weapons from them at the door.
Rex Havoc
Two Ninjas enter a bar. They were so loud that their dojo master IMMEDIATELY removed their weapons from them at the door. The 1st Ninja said to the 2nd, "Hey! ..."
Ayli
Two Ninjas enter a bar. They were so loud that their dojo master IMMEDIATELY removed their weapons from them at the door. The 1st Ninja said to the 2nd, "Hey! Don't look at me!!"
Dragonkin
Two Ninjas enter a bar. They were so loud that their dojo master IMMEDIATELY removed their weapons from them at the door. The 1st Ninja said to the 2nd, "Hey! Don't look at me!!" The 2nd Ninja said to the 1st,
Dragonkin
Two Ninjas enter a bar. They were so loud that their dojo master IMMEDIATELY removed their weapons from them at the door. The 1st Ninja said to the 2nd, "Hey! Don't look at me!!" The 2nd Ninja said to the 1st, "Your the one who did it last time."
Rex Havoc
Two Ninjas enter a bar. They were so loud that their dojo master IMMEDIATELY removed their weapons from them at the door. The 1st Ninja said to the 2nd, "Hey! Don't look at me!!" The 2nd Ninja said to the 1st, "Your the one who did it last time." "Did what?!" He asked, knowingly.
Dragonkin
Two Ninjas enter a bar. They were so loud that their dojo master IMMEDIATELY removed their weapons from them at the door. The 1st Ninja said to the 2nd, "Hey! Don't look at me!!" The 2nd Ninja said to the 1st, "Your the one who did it last time." "Did what?!" He asked, knowingly. "That's what I want to know." Said the bartender, wiping down the bar.
mishra
QUOTE (Dragonkin @ Mar 13 2006, 12:04 AM) *
Two Ninjas enter a bar. They were so loud that their dojo master IMMEDIATELY removed their weapons from them at the door. The 1st Ninja said to the 2nd, "Hey! Don't look at me!!" The 2nd Ninja said to the 1st, "Your the one who did it last time." "Did what?!" He asked, knowingly. "That's what I want to know." Said the bartender, wiping down the bar.

"Yea, me too!" said the gathered mass of pandas.
Rex Havoc
Two Ninjas enter a bar. They were so loud that their dojo master IMMEDIATELY removed their weapons from them at the door. The 1st Ninja said to the 2nd, "Hey! Don't look at me!!" The 2nd Ninja said to the 1st, "Your the one who did it last time." "Did what?!" He asked, knowingly. "That's what I want to know." Said the bartender, wiping down the bar. "Yea, me too!" said the gathered mass of pandas. As they picked up there bamboo glasses and headed toward the door.
Dragonkin
Two Ninjas enter a bar.
They were so loud that their dojo master IMMEDIATELY removed their weapons from them at the door.
The 1st Ninja said to the 2nd, "Hey! Don't look at me!!"
The 2nd Ninja said to the 1st, "Your the one who did it last time."
"Did what?!" He asked, knowingly.
"That's what I want to know." Said the bartender, wiping down the bar.
"Yea, me too!" said the gathered mass of pandas, as they picked up there bamboo glasses and headed toward the door.
"He sang Hedgehog song." The Dojo Master said from the door frame. "Drank much Saki and lost tongue."
"But why did you have to take their weapons away for singing a silly song?" The Bartender inquired. All eyes within the bar turned to the 1st ninja.
zam
Two Ninjas enter a bar.
They were so loud that their dojo master IMMEDIATELY removed their weapons from them at the door.
The 1st Ninja said to the 2nd, "Hey! Don't look at me!!"
The 2nd Ninja said to the 1st, "Your the one who did it last time."
"Did what?!" He asked, knowingly.
"That's what I want to know." Said the bartender, wiping down the bar.
"Yea, me too!" said the gathered mass of pandas, as they picked up there bamboo glasses and headed toward the door.
"He sang Hedgehog song." The Dojo Master said from the door frame. "Drank much Saki and lost tongue."
"But why did you have to take their weapons away for singing a silly song?" The Bartender inquired. All eyes within the bar turned to the 1st ninja.
"Because when you wear a weapon while singing a silly song the weapon turns into liquorice" said the Dojo Master
Rex Havoc
Two Ninjas enter a bar.
They were so loud that their dojo master IMMEDIATELY removed their weapons from them at the door.
The 1st Ninja said to the 2nd, "Hey! Don't look at me!!"
The 2nd Ninja said to the 1st, "Your the one who did it last time."
"Did what?!" He asked, knowingly.
"That's what I want to know." Said the bartender, wiping down the bar.
"Yea, me too!" said the gathered mass of pandas, as they picked up there bamboo glasses and headed toward the door.
"He sang Hedgehog song." The Dojo Master said from the door frame. "Drank much Saki and lost tongue."
"But why did you have to take their weapons away for singing a silly song?" The Bartender inquired. All eyes within the bar turned to the 1st ninja.
"Because when you wear a weapon while singing a silly song the weapon turns into liquorice" said the Dojo Master.
"Oh, that explains the pack of Twislers in my pocket!!"

Ha Ha

What did the one Linking Book say to the other?
Windy RedOak
What did the one Linking Book say to the other?
I dont know What did the one Linking Book say to the other?
Dragonkin
What did the one Linking Book say to the other?
I dont know What did the one Linking Book say to the other?
Close your cover, your panel is showing.
Rex Havoc
lmao.gif Ha ha OK, Dragonkin, you have to start a new one now!!
Dragonkin
Man: "Hey, Bob! You lock your keys in your car?"
Rex Havoc
Man: "Hey, Bob! You lock your keys in your car?"
Bob: "No, why do you ask, Man?"
Dragonkin
Man: "Hey, Bob! You lock your keys in your car?"
Bob: "No, why do you ask, Man?"
Man: "Well...there aren't very many reasons to be attacking your door with a wire hanger. Why you trying to jimmy it open?"
Rex Havoc
Man: "Hey, Bob! You lock your keys in your car?"
Bob: "No, why do you ask, Man?"
Man: "Well...there aren't very many reasons to be attacking your door with a wire hanger. Why you trying to jimmy it open?"
Bob: Jimmy is stuck in the car...
master neo
Man: "Hey, Bob! You lock your keys in your car?"
Bob: "No, why do you ask, Man?"
Man: "Well...there aren't very many reasons to be attacking your door with a wire hanger. Why you trying to jimmy it open?"
Bob: Jimmy is stuck in the car...
Man: How did he get in the car if the door is locked?
urucool
Man: "Hey, Bob! You lock your keys in your car?"
Bob: "No, why do you ask, Man?"
Man: "Well...there aren't very many reasons to be attacking your door with a wire hanger. Why you trying to jimmy it open?"
Bob: Jimmy is stuck in the car...
Man: How did he get in the car if the door is locked?
Bob: He jimmied his way in there!
master neo
Man: "Hey, Bob! You lock your keys in your car?"
Bob: "No, why do you ask, Man?"
Man: "Well...there aren't very many reasons to be attacking your door with a wire hanger. Why you trying to jimmy it open?"
Bob: Jimmy is stuck in the car...
Man: How did he get in the car if the door is locked?
Bob: He jimmied his way in there!
Man: Your son....is a hanger? How dose that work out?
urucool
Man: "Hey, Bob! You lock your keys in your car?"
Bob: "No, why do you ask, Man?"
Man: "Well...there aren't very many reasons to be attacking your door with a wire hanger. Why you trying to jimmy it open?"
Bob: Jimmy is stuck in the car...
Man: How did he get in the car if the door is locked?
Bob: He jimmied his way in there!
Man: Your son....is a hanger? How dose that work out?
Bob: I never said he was my son!
master neo
Man: "Hey, Bob! You lock your keys in your car?"
Bob: "No, why do you ask, Man?"
Man: "Well...there aren't very many reasons to be attacking your door with a wire hanger. Why you trying to jimmy it open?"
Bob: Jimmy is stuck in the car...
Man: How did he get in the car if the door is locked?
Bob: He jimmied his way in there!
Man: Your son....is a hanger? How dose that work out?
Bob: I never said he was my son!
Man: well this is a fine time to disown your son!
Windy RedOak
Man: "Hey, Bob! You lock your keys in your car?"
Bob: "No, why do you ask, Man?"
Man: "Well...there aren't very many reasons to be attacking your door with a wire hanger. Why you trying to jimmy it open?"
Bob: Jimmy is stuck in the car...
Man: How did he get in the car if the door is locked?
Bob: He jimmied his way in there!
Man: Your son....is a hanger? How dose that work out?
Bob: I never said he was my son!
Man: well this is a fine time to disown your son!
Son: Daddy! are we there? Are! We! There!
master neo
Man: "Hey, Bob! You lock your keys in your car?"
Bob: "No, why do you ask, Man?"
Man: "Well...there aren't very many reasons to be attacking your door with a wire hanger. Why you trying to jimmy it open?"
Bob: Jimmy is stuck in the car...
Man: How did he get in the car if the door is locked?
Bob: He jimmied his way in there!
Man: Your son....is a hanger? How dose that work out?
Bob: I never said he was my son!
Man: well this is a fine time to disown your son!
Son: Daddy! are we there? Are! We! There!
Bob: I have no son!
Dragonkin
Man: "Hey, Bob! You lock your keys in your car?"
Bob: "No, why do you ask, Man?"
Man: "Well...there aren't very many reasons to be attacking your door with a wire hanger. Why you trying to jimmy it open?"
Bob: Jimmy is stuck in the car...
Man: How did he get in the car if the door is locked?
Bob: He jimmied his way in there!
Man: Your son....is a hanger? How dose that work out?
Bob: I never said he was my son!
Man: well this is a fine time to disown your son!
Son: Daddy! are we there? Are! We! There!
Bob: I have no son!
Man: "You might not claim 'em, but he sure has yer brain."
Rex Havoc
Man: "Hey, Bob! You lock your keys in your car?"
Bob: "No, why do you ask, Man?"
Man: "Well...there aren't very many reasons to be attacking your door with a wire hanger. Why you trying to jimmy it open?"
Bob: Jimmy is stuck in the car...
Man: How did he get in the car if the door is locked?
Bob: He jimmied his way in there!
Man: Your son....is a hanger? How dose that work out?
Bob: I never said he was my son!
Man: well this is a fine time to disown your son!
Son: Daddy! are we there? Are! We! There!
Bob: I have no son!
Man: "You might not claim 'em, but he sure has yer brain."
Bob: "Hey!, The kid is looking at you, not me!"
Dragonkin
Man: "Hey, Bob! You lock your keys in your car?"
Bob: "No, why do you ask, Man?"
Man: "Well...there aren't very many reasons to be attacking your door with a wire hanger. Why you trying to jimmy it open?"
Bob: Jimmy is stuck in the car...
Man: How did he get in the car if the door is locked?
Bob: He jimmied his way in there!
Man: Your son....is a hanger? How dose that work out?
Bob: I never said he was my son!
Man: well this is a fine time to disown your son!
Son: Daddy! are we there? Are! We! There!
Bob: I have no son!
Man: "You might not claim 'em, but he sure has yer brain."
Bob: "Hey!, The kid is looking at you, not me!"
Man: "Well, If I had half a brain I'd..."
Bob: "You have to have part of one first."
Rex Havoc
Man: "Hey, Bob! You lock your keys in your car?"
Bob: "No, why do you ask, Man?"
Man: "Well...there aren't very many reasons to be attacking your door with a wire hanger. Why you trying to jimmy it open?"
Bob: Jimmy is stuck in the car...
Man: How did he get in the car if the door is locked?
Bob: He jimmied his way in there!
Man: Your son....is a hanger? How dose that work out?
Bob: I never said he was my son!
Man: well this is a fine time to disown your son!
Son: Daddy! are we there? Are! We! There!
Bob: I have no son!
Man: "You might not claim 'em, but he sure has yer brain."
Bob: "Hey!, The kid is looking at you, not me!"
Man: "Well, If I had half a brain I'd..."
Bob: "You have to have part of one first."
Son: "Stop ignoring me! Don't you remember? You are both my father!!" Geesh!
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