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lisilee
just a list i found of the new terminology of todays markets......

NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS







CEO--Chief Embezzlement Officer



CFO--Corporate Fraud Officer


BULL MARKET --A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius


BEAR MARKET--A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry

VALUE INVESTING--The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO--The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing

BROKER--What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR--Your life in a nutshell.


FINANCIAL PLANNER--A person whose phone has been disconnected

MARKET CORRECTION -The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW--The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

WINDOWS--What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR--Past week investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse

PROFIT--An archaic word no longer in use
d'rbeh
LOL

perfect!

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racegirl
clapping.gif Very good!! laugh.gif
lisilee
i thought it might give a little chuckle in these times....... smile.gif
alaina
thats awesome i love it and its nice to see someone can laugh about the situation thumbsup.gif lmao.gif
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