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Windy RedOak
New game: silly little questions

First you answer the question that the first post ask
than you can ask your question.
and try to answer the question in a funny way

example: why do birds fly south?
because its to far to walk

OK Ill go first :

how do you make a million dollars?
Abornath
uuummm With a Printer? (not that I'm condoning that... bleh.gif )

So I ask another question now? confused1.gif

Why does water flow downhill?
Mysti Sage
Because it's to lazy to go elsewhere.

Why is there air?
gaiasmaiden
how else would we fly kites.


why do we say "man in the moon"?
Marth
cause no one else would make the cheese bleh.gif

Why are clouds white? whistling.gif
gaiasmaiden
they are fresh out of the washer.


why is dirt called dirty but water is not called clean?
Rex Havoc
Because Mom said so!!! shock.gif Are you still standing there??!!

Why Birds sing and Bees sting?
gaiasmaiden
bees cant carry a tune

why do rabbits hop but not skip?
Ayli
Skipping is not an option shock.gif

Why fat lady sings?
gaiasmaiden
because she has nothing better to do.

why do dogs howl at trains?
Marth
It's an ancient way of warning people to get off the tracks cause the train is coming whistling.gif

Why do leaves turn different colors during fall?
Abornath
So that squirrels can hide their acorns!

Why is dirt brown?
gaiasmaiden
because it rhymes with ground

why are hurricanes named after women mostly
Marth
Because the world would be a better place without either of them whistling.gif

bleh.gif you were asking for it


Why do people get goose-bumps?
Ayli
Because ducks are migrating south

llama, llama duck laugh.gif
Windy RedOak
QUOTE
llama, llama duck  laugh.gif


is this a question?

because it soft Woolly fleece of a Duck

how come some music so irritating?
Ja'de
They held the score upside down.

Can I be like you when I grow up?
Windy RedOak
if you like to look like Quasimodo

can I go play on the freeway?
Rex Havoc
DOH!!!

Yes, just make sure you where your rubber suit.

Why is WIndows so buggie?
Tyr-anun
It's not a bug, it's a feature!!

(What did you expect?)

What does yellow taste like?
Rex Havoc
Similar to red without the spice...

Why is every snow flake different?

(I figured that last one would be a Terf Magnet!! bleh.gif )
4dak
Because when the maker of snow starts another snow flake he can't remeber the last.


Why am I here?
Ayli
Who said you are? It is just an illusion smile.gif

Why can't there be a world peace?

QUOTE (Windy RedOak @ Nov 9 2004, 02:52 PM)
QUOTE
llama, llama duck laugh.gif


is this a question?

*



blush.gif I forgot to include the question blink.gif
4dak
Hey we need something to keep us busy

Is uru real?
gaiasmaiden
only as real as you are


why do bears use bathroom in the woods?
L'izzy
Bears like the green bathtub.

Why are the most smily's yellow?
gaiasmaiden
because they are causious


when people meet why do they say hi?
L'izzy
Because hello is too long...

Why is grasS green?
gaiasmaiden
it got sick smoking itself


why are you "blue" if you are sad?
L'izzy
If you were gray, your dead.

Why has a book pages?
4dak
Because we couldn't fit anymore onto the internet


why is water wet?
Ayli
There is not enough sun to dry it out shock.gif

Why do we sleep?
Abornath
So we can watch the inside of our eyelids... rolleyes.gif



If hair is dead, why does it grow? confused1.gif
Marth
Because hair is actually...........ZOMBIES ON YOUR HEAD!!!!! sprint.gif



Why is air invisible? whistling.gif
Ayli
So you can see through smile.gif

Why do leaves fall?
L'lee
Because they are afraid of heights




Why do dogs bark?
gaiasmaiden
they can't meow

why do women love chocolate?
Abornath
Because it dosen't talk back or argue...

Why do cats purr?
gaiasmaiden
their motors got turned on


why do cows moo?
Ayli
They are mooocho hungry smile.gif

How come we have only 5 fingers?
Abornath
Because there isn't space for all 10 on one hand...

Why is the sky blue?
MercAngel
Because it is sad

What happens to the white when the snow melts?
Ja'de
It covers the brown so the grass can turn.
Did I do that?
Ayli
Yes, mam shock.gif sprint.gif

"Did you have your head with you all day today" Bill Cosby
Ja'de
Yes I did. but I left my brain in my other avie.

If you sue Jabba the Hutt Do you get a Piz za Hut?
Ayli
The motion would heavily lean (Pizza shock.gif ) to a "No" answer :

Whe do girls just want to have fun? whistling.gif

QUOTE (Ayli @ Nov 10 2004, 03:06 PM)
Yes, mam shock.gif sprint.gif

"Did you have your head with you all day today" Bill Cosby
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The answer to that was: "I don't knooooow" smile.gif (whining)
nootilus
Whe do girls just want to have fun? whistling.gif
Because Boyz don't cry blink.gif

Why trees grow up and not down?
Ayli
Elementary, dear Watson they want to reach the sky smile.gif

And I'm not asking about "Why the chicken crossed the road?" shock.gif

How come there is a vacuum in space?
devonette
Something was needed to clean up the stardust.


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
L'lee
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

edit: blush.gif Forgot my question! laugh.gif

Why are softballs so hard?
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